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Me: god damn, i hate PCs
Ryan: i do too
Ryan: especially this one, for the last month my speakers didn't work so I called the Tech girl to check them out today and it turns out they were muted.
Me: i got one of ken's fixed so i can do things on it and i can't figure out anything!
Ryan: they suck so much
Me: does your tech girl look like the chick from Flight of the Conchords?
Ryan: no, she has a kid who someone left on her doorstep and he's sick right now.
Me: what the fuck?
Ryan: Well, actually the mother went to jail so she took the kid.
Me: so nobody really left a baby on her door step?
Ryan: and she has a bird that mimics the fire alarm, that's pretty funny.
Ryan: wait, i should not be writing this about the tech person when I'm on a comp.
Ryan: she's awesome.

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